Download and serve files, you define how are they downloaded and sorted!

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1. Any good OS with Python 3 installed will work.

   • iOS/iPadOS:
     1. Get iSH Shell app from AppStore
     2. Get the latest x86 Miniroot 3.17 from https://alpinelinux.org/releases/ import into iSH Shell by cogwheel icon > Filesystems > Import
     3. Then enter apk add py3-pip and then mount -t ios . /mnt and select your favorite location for Schande.bat.
   • MacOS need one more step after installing Python: open Terminal and enter open /Applications/Python\ 3.9/Install\ Certificates.command

2. Save Schande.bat to your favorite location where you want to download files to, change the file extension back to .bat if it's in something else.

   • iOS: Files app > ellipsis icon > View Options > Show All Filename Extensions
   • Windows: File explorer > View > Show > File name extensions
   • Other OS: YMMV

3. Follow one for your system:

   • Windows: Double click on it and read the CLI message.
   • Linux/MacOS (Terminal): python3 -x /drag/n/drop/Schande.bat
   • iOS/iPadOS (iSH Shell app): (cat /dev/location > /dev/null &); python3 -x /mnt/Schande.bat

4. Schande.bat on first run will create a new file: Schande.cd, open it in your favorite text editor to edit rules, refer to the premade Schande.cd for inspiration.

5. • Paranoids: h(E)lp
   • Braves: (I)nput
   • Pirates: open torrent (M)anager
   • Leave it in background for HTTP server if enabled

Schande.bat can launch HTTP server for directory listing, armed with several "viewer" HTMLs

• View.html - Viewer (demo)
• New Text.html - A good UTF-8 text editor for neglected OS but has good browser (demo | easter egg), collaborate with New Text and Save Text for iOS Shortcuts app

New Text - https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4a4a4580207540e5a4865c4d7c9781ae

• Open directly from Shortcuts screen for a prompt to save the demo HTML to Files app for offline use.

• Create and edit text files as you would with a text editor! There are inline calculator and several text manipulation tools you should try. Bookmark the text editor UI to your Favorite screen for a faster access.

• Choose New Text from share sheet on another page to view its source.

Save Text - https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/b7023779316f492facc3b594d7f665a4

• Choose from share sheet on the text editor to save your precious document on iCloud/Ask where to save.

Here's some other uninteresting stuff

• Ferchel.bat - Filelist snapshot and compare folders for manual "incremental backup"/folder-merging-esque. Supports UTF-8 files file-merging-esque with helps of a certain text editor.
• APNG Maker.html - APNG production (demo)
• Color Gallery.html - WIP BD color finder (demo)
• starfield.html - Flying Windows / starfield Windows 95 screensaver replication in JavaScript (demo, right-click in demo for different stars)